Verboten: Perpetual Midlife Crisis

Verboten: Perpetual Midlife Crisis

Verboten: Perpetual Midlife Crisis

I’ve been keeping up with the Joneses so much I forgot about the things that I have. Oh, well. Those aren’t important to me. What’s important are the things that the Joneses find important because I’m an empty, shallow, husk of a disgusting human being. Which button for debit?